greedo

v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeeting on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.

"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."

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Greedo

Wanna be Rodian Bounty Hunter that lost his life while trying to extort money from Han Solo.

Greedo got too greedy, so he got pwned.

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Greedo

n. A bounty hunter from Star Wars : Episode 4. Strange blue-green creature with antennas and big bug eyes. Obviously impoverished. Wore bright orange vest. Shot by Han Solo in a bar.

Han Solo believed Greedo was trying to take rob him. In reality, Greedo was simply too poor to afford food and was asking for something to eat.

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Greedo

A Rodian bounty hunter who confronted Han Solo in a cantina in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Solo managed to turn the tables and kill Greedo before he could fire a single shot.

"Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to see your boss."

Greedo

someone who is greedy

Person: Bro, Mr. Krabs is such a greedo
Person: I know, right?

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Greedo

Cannabis Sativa, aka weed. Definition presumably derived from the characteristic green color shared by the plant and the eponymous bounty hunter.

"I smoke greedo, I smoke kermit, I smoke weed till it makes me vermit." -MC Chris.

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Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!

Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.

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