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A small liberal arts college in central Iowa. Known for attracting geeks, activists, and all manner of others to brave the bubble.
Grinnell and Carleton have too much in common to not be rivals.
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One who mates with self in a painful manner.
My friend grinnelled himself in the ass till blood came out.
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God in human form, also know as the second mosiah, similar to Jesus, but more discrete, not many people know him, but those who do, follow/worship him.
"Did you see Matt Grinnell flying the other day"
"No, but I did see him walking on water"
"I didn't, but i saw him swimming through land"
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A small, highly-ranked, liberal-arts college in Grinnell Iowa, known for attracting quirky students. In the top 10 colleges in the country for students pursuing their PhDs, Grinnell students are practically geniuses.
Your son goes to Grinnell College? TELL ME YOUR SECRET!
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The state at which males at Grinnell College in Iowa are at after immersion within the school system. This corresponds to the level of female attractiveness in the eyes of said males. After just moments of attendance, the females rating on a scale of 0-10 immediately gains 3 points more. After four years, every female outside of the school appears superficial and too much to handle, thus leading to the high levels of post graduate marriage of 2 Grinnell students.
June: "That Stacy girl is U.G.L.Y"
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles
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