grood-l
-verb (used with or without object) -dled -dling
1. to kiss the back of one's spouse while simultaneously spooning and cuddling the spouse
Groodle me before we scadoodle.
Jerry loved Kelly groodling him unexpectedly.
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A cannibalistic, overweight white woman.
I would go to Fran's house, but her new roomate is a groodle and I'd prefer not to be eaten today.
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A rediculous looking breed of dog.
golden retriever crossed with poodle
John: what is that rediculous shaggy sheeplike dog?
Tom: it's a groodle, someone shoot it!
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A device that is worn by an "over used" woman to retain the vagina skin from excessivley sagging.
"ah that guy was too big for me last night, good thing i got this groodle otherwise my beefy curtains would have been all over the joint."
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