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A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.
Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).
Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.
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To have sex without consent, a.k.a. rape
Back in my day, girls were never grubed. they were raped.
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Overly Emotional and Feeling the need to assure everyone else knows it. Unconciously updating your Social Network friends more than 8(eight) times each day in an annoying, overlyexited, hyperventalated manner.
EXAMPLES
1). I was boning her, right, And she just Keeps Grubely talking all about her day....
2). I LOVE THE SNOW:) YOU CAN DO SO MUCH IN THE SNOW!!! ITS SNOWING OUT:) :) (: ( : :D : D
3). I CANT STOP SMILE ING:)))))))))) :D hahahahahahahah hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
4). Bad boys bad boys what you going to do, what you going to do when they come for you..bad boys bad boys what you going to do when they come for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
v. 1) The act of getting extremely intoxicated instead of doing work or before tests.
2) The act of fucking up on tests and not doing work.
After failing a test, he decided to get grubed and drank a bottle of gin which led to booting and falling off the porch.
After nobody could find him since he skipped all his classes, people found him all grubed up in his room.
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Grubes are gray pubes. Specifically found among very old aged humans.
Timothy: What the fuck is that smell and what the hell is stuck in your teeth?
John: That would be your grandma and some of her grubes.
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A dirty sheep fucker that claims to be religious, but lives a life of drugs and animal molestation. Short in stature, usually resembling a troll or hobbit. Has trouble with getting erection, so has to beat up women or small children in order to feel like a man.
Farmer Jed just had to chase away another lowell grube out of the sheep barn.
to be screwed or inconvenienced by being given a task that is a real pain in the ass. primarily used in a military context.
Damn did you hear about Baker getting assigned as the OCS commander? Holy shit. He got straight up Grube-d on that one!