Gruggles

1. Noun - A mating call between a man and a woman in public to avoid suspicion of asking for sex.

2. Noun - Very sexy breasts.

3. Verb - Pure, all out sex, often started by primal screams and the ripping off of clothing.

1. Man: "Pssssst....Gruggles?"
Woman: "Gruggles." *
*rushes off to go have sex*

2. "Your gruggles are looking rather delectable today. May I scoop them?"

3. "Wow, I just had hot, fiery gruggles with that hot chick with the big gruggles."

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Gruggle

A family of ugly, poor, interbred, minging spongers off the council estate.

Fuck off you gruggle!

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Gruggle

The Gay Struggle

Adam: I hate having to moderate my voice around straight people.
James: The gruggle man.

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Gruggle (gay struggle)

many of those who are sexually and/or romantically attracted to more than one gender will often experience the “gruggle”. The gruggle can occur at any point in an individual’s path on self-discovery but is mostly present in the beginning and middle. In the beginning, the gruggle presents itself as “am i really attracted to this gender or do i just like the features of this gender?”. It also appears in the middle, where it takes the form of “i do like these genders, but i view them as opposites in an opposite way” sometimes making the person question their own self-being. If it does not make them question their self-being, it will instead solidify the individual’s knowledge of their sexuality, causing intense euphoria and self-acceptance

"Sorry bob, im currently experiencing a Gruggle (gay struggle) and cannot come into work. I will check back in with you in 3-5 business days"

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Gruggle

Girl-cuddles.

When two or more girls decide to cuddle. It doesn’t have to be gay, either.

Girl 1: You wanna watch a movie?
Girl 2: Only if we can gruggle.

Girl 1: What is a gruggle?
Girl 2: It’s when girls cuddle.

Girl 3: Yeah did you not know that?