Grundler

Slight spin-off of the creature Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf. Basically, a Grundler is the filthiest beast ever imaginable that lurks in your basement. The Grundler is actually an overweight man and has a rancid beard. The Grundler lurks in the shadows waiting for the opportunity to "bag-and-tag" a helpless victim.

1. The boy ventured into the dark basement to find his favorite toy when he was "sacked" by the Grundler and taken away to the Grundler's cave.

33👍 12👎

dirty grundler

A Dirty Grundler is a certain kind of storyteller, known for telling tall tales and spreading false facts with a deadpan, straight-faced delivery, indistinguishable from if they had been completely serious and in earnest. A Dirty Grundler isn't a liar, per se - they aren't attempting to deceive anybody, just entertain.

A: Ray told me this is the longest saltwater river in North America!
B: Dude, Ray's a Dirty Grundler, there are no saltwater rivers in North America.

5👍 1👎

Grundler

A person who shaves grundles for a living.

Bro my taint hair is out of control. Better call the grundler to shave that mess.