vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass
78π 10π
To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.
Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"
Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted meβ she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
a guarantee with extra emphasis
I can guarandamntee that $5 FBA (Foundational Black Americans) will come out of the woodworks once reparations come to reality