Guge, pronounced Goo-gee is a mythical creature who, as the name suggests, Guge is a Gnu, Unicorn, giraffe, and Ermine combo.
Person 1: “OOooOOOoo that Guge is super sexy!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”
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Spectacular, or fantstic. Usually used to describe a person or personal characteristic.
Covert, don't you think Dan is Guge?
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N. A weak wimpy person. A guge is someone that talks shit but runs from a fight. A snitch or narc. A fag.
Marcus is a guge.
Suck monkey balls you fucking guge!
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The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!
Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
A gigantically huge cumshot, usually executed in the missionary or doggie-style position, and often includes the cumshot landing on the the recipient's face or the back of their head.
I was fucking her doggie and pulled out to shoot my guge load all over the back of her head and ass.
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Any person with a misspelled word in a finished permanent tattoo. Example " Only God can Guge (Judge)me !"
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Buddy, you better check the dictionary you don't want to be a Guge.
What's up my guge.
That guge stole my taco
Jim: sup my guge
Vlad: Nothing much, what about you my guge?