guilbault

a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity. a person widely noted for their sexual attractiveness. They are also so good in bed that they can kill people by over orgasm.

Girl 1: "have you heard about Guilbault"
Girl 2: "you mean God"
Girl 1: "i would do him so much"
Girl 2 :"he's so much hotter than Hannon, Petrovic, Bourgeault and fucking sina"

Guilbault's Law

If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inversely proportional to how much you like/are attracted to her.

I met a girl the other day...but Guilbault's Law screwed me over again.

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