the book by which a man is to live by. it consists of the duties of a wingman, the law by which a man is to live by, and the bro code.
hey have you heard about the guyble?
ya, wanna borrow it....its right here
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A handbook for bros that can be accessed at the following:
(www.narang.com/manuals/how-to-use-douche-bags.php)
Look at the orange spike-haired douche consulting his guyble
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The Guyble is a sort of social understanding upon "Men" to follow and abide by rules regarding friendship, relationships, business, and general respect. Examples from this spoken bible for men would be not to fool around with your friends ex though there are exceptions. Another example being not to use the urinal next to your fellow bro. Use one over. If you make a promise to help your fellow bro with something like moving, or giving them a lift, follow through. If you're helping them hide something small from their folks or something small, don't break the code only if it's imperative because someone may be hurt. There are limits and exceptions to rules in the Guyble
"Dude, you can't do that. It's against the bro code!"
"That's right man, it's in the guyble"
"...What the f**k is a guyble? Is that the album of Guy Fierri that you were trying to show me earlier?"
"N-No. That was something else..."
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It's a book like the bible. But it's for bros. you read it everyday like the bible but since its for guys, it's called "the guyble"
(Bro code put into a book,the guyble)
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The complete story and etching of our Lord guy fieri.
I read the guyble all night as I prayed to my lord fieri hoping one day to go to flavor town.
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This is the Bible for guys. This outlines how a guy should live his life and has all the doβs and donβts for everything from sports to girls to alcohol. Every guy should read this in his lifetime.
The most well known rule of the Guyble is bros before hoes.