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A mental state or place (imaginary or real) where guys go when something bad is happening or if one does not want to deal with something or someone.
-I can't stand him!
-Same here, he's a real pain, right?
-Yeah, but what can we do to get rid of him?
-Don't worry bro, if we just go to a guyland he won't be able to bother us there.
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Career aimlessness and beer and porn culture
1. a trend of “guy” culture that is marked by the inability to have healthy relationships with women, murky career goals, and the desire not to grow up.
2. young men that are trapped between adolescence and adulthood (Guyland).
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Long Island. A place where people talk about their televisions, their cars, and their lawn.
He lives on the guyland.
The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.
"Where are you from?"
"Long Island."
"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
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The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.
"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."
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The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!
Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!
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A place that New Jerseyans are very fond of making fun of, even though the stereotypes and behavior of people from this locale and North Jersey are almost indistinguishable.
See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).
guy from North Jersey: look at that douchebag! he's got to be from Lawn Guyland!
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!
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