gymn

Hymn (noun): a religious song or poem of praise to God or a god.

In contrast, a gymn is a song you workout to, but at muscle church, AKA a gym. The gymn is in praise of YOU (yes you ya sexy thing) and how hot you’re going to look after all those reps.

These gymns never fail to pump me up.

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Gymn

Large indoor sports court where it is customary for patrons to be in a relative state of undress.

I've been trying to get out of my Gymn membership.

This Gymn Membership is ruining my fucking life.

Stop Gymning the camera and fucking speak to me I am your Wife goddamnit Jim!