When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.
Dude, Jim just got hair raped!
When someone play with or touches your hair without your consent.
Me: Mom! Stop playing with my hair!!!! You just hair raped me!
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Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.
"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."
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The act of gaining some sort of element of surprise, and then unexpectly messing up a person's hair with one's hands.
Joe: I hair raped James the other day!
Dan: Dude, I hope you didnt get gel on your hands!
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pleasuring someone with the ends or tips of ones hair on their neck and/or jaw line.
Me: Rape me Nick!!!
Nick: fiiinneee...
*hair rapes*
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When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest
Dan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH what the fuck happened to your hair man. it looks like u took a fucking lawnmower to it
Tim: i wish man, the lady at great clips hair raped me
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When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.
I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.
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