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When you go to a barber or salon and get more than one hair cut.
"Billy, you gonna get your hair cut"?
"No, I'm going to get my hairs cut! Why would I only cut one hair?"
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what one does to hairs on head before begining a mating ritual.
ya see this? this is my new freaking hair cut.
you know what that means?
i'm gonna get some freaking pussy.
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When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.
I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.
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A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.
Hey dude why are you so late?
Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.
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A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS
That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut
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It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
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KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?
Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT