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Haleem

A multitalented genius, Honest, and caring and incredibly intelligent. Easygoing and carefree, he goes scot-free outta every situation by the sheer use of his tongue.

If you ever meet one on the way, make sure you become his friend, cuz he is a kind of person who dies for his friends

Haleem is a good guy

by The undercover king July 21, 2020

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Haleem

He is the definition of a real nigga. He is quiet and stays to himself but don’t let that fool you cause if you push his limits you might get your add beat. If you ever had a problem with him then you just a faggot.

Is that Haleem, I never heard him talk he’s so quiet.

by Itzreal February 25, 2021


Haleem

A sexy boy who is has a massive penis and is loyal at all times

Haleem is my future man

by Realdrillz November 21, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Haleem

Haleem is a special form of food, for oral consumption.

It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.

It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!

Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!

1. Haleem has no examples, there is NOTHING like it! EVER! PERIOD!

by usmanali March 14, 2010

13πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Haleem

It's my name dude. What are all these other definitions? I thought i was the only guy with that name around here.
No, i haven't eaten the food. I refuse to eat a food with the same name as me.

Ig @wyo.leem

Haleem? That's that weird guy from Philly.

by Wyo.leem October 25, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Haleem

Very Skinny and Crazy. Has Braces and acts like a crazy boy. Twerks with his back and acts a fool 24/7. Always tryna fight someone when he knows he can't beat them.

That boy is definitely a Haleem look at the way he's acting.

by SMARTGIRLY675 September 24, 2018

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Haleem

That one kid in school who always say cry or cry me a river but it’s really annoying

Haleem keeps on saying cry me a river what a spaz

by Henry kid November 29, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž