half hero

a half hero is a person who knows that man is baicically evil inside and at sometimes cannot always make the right decisions, they know that man is fallen so they know that they will not always be able to do the right thing, but no matter what they always try to.

Parent: what the hell where you thinking why did you have to go an do something so stupid!

Kid: I'm only half hero, i cant do the right thing all the time!

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half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.

Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero

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half-inch hero

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

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