Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

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