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Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.
Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.
"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."
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An exaggerated form of help, usually used when in distress.
Can also be a chatspeak form of help.
"HALP! I tied mah legs together and I can't get them untied!"
"I not needs a halp"
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Halp is a really important message, for help. If you get this message, you must go the person right away. Commonly found in video games, such as DN(Dragon Nest) when you are in a party.
"HALPP!!!"
"What is it?!"
"JUST HALP!!"
"Help..."
"GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND HALP!!"
"OK, OK. OMW!"
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1) Help.
2) Favorite word of Code Zero, used when he is in distress.
1) HALP! How do I surf the net!?
2) Aarun: dood rawns not gona do bootz no moer
Code Zero: lol HALP!
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Halp, is when you Help someone. Often in the most Amusing and trollish way possible. Halping someone often results in far worse, if more entertaining problems.
I'm Halping!
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A desperate way of saying help. Usually used in emergency situations where mispronunciation due to events occurs. Notorious for use in lolcat pictures.
Ex. Tom: Shit! I'm drowning!
Bob: What do I do?!!
Tom: Halp!
Noob on CoD
Nub: wtf man! halp me u frking nub piece of crap!
Also, can be used as a word towards women as a way to request an emergency sandwich.
ex. (stomach growls) Guy: HALP!
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