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A mix of the words ‘Ham’ and ‘Ass’. A term referring to famous Spanish tennis player, Rafael (Rafa) Nadal’s fat ass. The word ham comes from his subway commercial and so the mix of that and his large ass come to create the word ‘Hamass’.
“Damn look at Hamass…it looks really good in those shorts!”
“Hamass makes me feel things.”
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When you grab an arabic person on the ass and its so big it could be a christmas ham
The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.
Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"
Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
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Hamassed
When your raped, murdered and dismembered in the name of Islam
We hamassed all the Jews we could find.
Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )
You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'
Remember when the world quickly bought into Hamas's claim of 500 deaths within an hour due to an alleged rocket strike on a hospital—quite a contrast to the slow truth unfolding in the Florida building collapse aftermath. Turned out it was a Jihad rocket fired from the cemetery near the hospital that misfired and landed in the parking lot of the hospital killing 25. ( 20 times less )
You have to be a complete and utter moron to believe Hamas when they tell you how many people die in Gaza and how many Israeli solgiers ( 13000 according to them ) were killed.
Now when you speak to a complete and utter moron, someone who can be easily manipulated or fooled, someone whose last two brain cells are on strike, you can say to them: you have been 'Hamassed'