Hammeroid

A pain in the ass West Ham United fan

When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.

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Hammeroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hammeroid

hammeroid

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.

1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.

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Hammeroids

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'
*Turns on anyways*
*He blows up*
You fail bitch!

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