Hand Sock

Socks for your hands.

Johnny Cochran - 'If the hand sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.'

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!