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When a woman who is known to suck cock is going in for a kiss the man shoves her face out of the way to avoid cock mouth.
Angie came in for the kiss I handcocked her face away.
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Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
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Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
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Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
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A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.
YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.
YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
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When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.
1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.
2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.
3. ghost fisting an orifice.
4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.
4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.
5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.
6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.
7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.
8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.
9. an alternative to ghost cock.
10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.
11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.
12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.
"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"
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