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The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.
"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"
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A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.
"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."
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When one farts and then proceeds to "hand it off" from the source of the smell to the smellee. The only way to explain such an act is to think of baseball where you "catch" it from behind you and deliver it to the nose of the unsuspecting victim. (This was one of the hazards while growing up a Marine brat!)
1. Joe gave a handoff to Pat.
2. Welcome to the "catch and release program" where we're always giving back!
3. After the Dutch oven, she retaliated with a handoff.
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Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".
Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.
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Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door
Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now
During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.
Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.
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A gay sex act similar to the space dock, where one guys fills in the drilled out bunghole of the other guy with his fresh steamy turds.
Gary felt guilty for mining out Franks ass so deep, so he gave him the old hershey handoff.