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To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.
Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.
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Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.
"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"
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To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.
We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.
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When a woman large than her man lifts his naked body and turns him upside down, (whilst standing), and performs oral falatio on him. Can be construed as demasculinating.
Bro, Tommie came home lit af, kicked down the bedroom door, ripped off my clothes and took me hangliding until I passed out from all the blood rushing to my head!