Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25

Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything