1. A formal haircut in which one's pubic hair is styled to resemble a handlebar mustache.
2. A legendary sexual maneuver involving a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, an amputee, and the anus.
3. A drunken conversation about philosophy and the nature of life, shared over a cigarette.
1. Dan's girlfriend got a harrigan, so every time they have sex, he feels like he's getting head from the monopoly guy.
2. Mark procured a fully mature dwarf, a dollop of margarine, and an amputee: he was ready for a harrigan.
3. You owe me a harrigan.
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a pussy. so dramatic and thinks everything is about him. big ass ego and thinks that he goes through more than anyone because he’s got a dead gramma and family that disciplines him when he’s clearly in the wrong. loves to play victim when he the complete opposite <3
a jah’leerpinkney-harrigan makes shit music!
Ethan Harrigan is a guy who likes to have some fun, party hardy as you might say. He's a mix of all the racial breeds, he's like a beautiful modern-day Jesus-like figure with an even holier figure if you know what I mean. He's got it like that AND he has that DAWG in him fr.
Dude, don't mess with this man. This is Ethan Harrigan right here.
A despicable being who has dedicated their life to spreading hatred, misery, and ignorance, while its origins are unknown, scientists believe it is the only human to evolve past the need for compassion. Has singlehandedly destroyed civilizations, his presence alone is enough to wither plants and animals and makes even the most evil of humans quake in their boots. Legends state it was trained by Satan himself and is his disciple. If you sense this being approaching evacuate immediately and do not return, as any land it claims is said to be decimated and uninhabitable for decades after its arrival.
"Harrigan was seen down south recently, me and my family are already leaving the country"