have a boner for

An expression that means you find something/someone incredibly appealing.

"Dude i totally have a boner for Megan Fox."

"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2

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I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.

"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."

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