have kittens

freak right the fuck out

Mom: Your grades are dropping! Are you on drugs?!?!
Me: It's just a 'B-', don't have kittens.

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have kittens

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, cast a kitten.

Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens!

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Having Kittens

If someone is getting particularly worked-up about something (usually excited/annoyed).

Luther: So is Katie excited about getting into Harvard's?
Cyril: Are you kidding? She's flippin' having kittens.

Barney: Are you pissed that we have another long English assignment that we have to re-do?
Chester: Yeah man, I'm having kittens over here!

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having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

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Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

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having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

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Cats have kittens

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."