hawf

scottish slang for "half" it origonates from the common "ned" that is mostly seen with a bright tracksuit standing at a corner or bus stop acting like a fud.Because of their severly disfigured faces and mouths (most likely inherited from father who got drunk and pumped a random girl at party) they say things differantly from the natural intelligent human,one of them is "hawf"

"Geez hawf bottle o' bucky"
"ah smoked hawf a fag a found on groond"
"only hawf ma brain wurx"

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