Hawiian Punch

The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.

Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!

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Hawiian Punching

When someone offers you a drink from their beverage and you chug it.

Kid 1: Want some soda?

Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!

*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*

Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!

Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...

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Hawiian Punch Heimlich

Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.

I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.

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