Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.

Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.

Hearty P's

Heart palpitations - Hearty P's

"hey man I've got some serious hearty P's"