Hedger

Abbreviation of the term Hedge Monkey.

I saw a couple of Hedgers get out of that old van that's been parked in the same spot down the end of the street all month.

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Hedger

Someone of Anglo-Russian descent who is notorious yet illusive in his home town or city and is most commonly feared by small children and minority groups.

Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.

John: I saw Nick in New Milton the other day. . . i've heard so much about his crimes against peace.

Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.

John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.

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Hedger

A great guy who is really fun to be around, but unknowingly leads on most of his female friends with his niceness and gentlemanliness.

Girl: Oh! There's Dan. He's do cute and nice.
Friend: Don't do it. He's a Hedger. You'll only ever be friends and get your heart stepped on.
Girl: Oh, thanks for the heads up.

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Leath Hedger

The Leath Hedger, also known as the reverse joker, or the smiling skull, is the surgical scar left after a hair transplant procedure known as a follicular unit extraction (FUE).

Timmy can never shave his head again because of the Leath Hedger scar at the back of his head. He looks like the joker from the new batman movie put a "smile on the back of his head"

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hedgered

When someone with the First Name Andrew last Name Hedger asks to make plans then no calls and goes along with the daily activities.

Wow John, Andrew really Hedgered us this weekend.