heffling

THE BEST WORD. YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL HEFFLINGS. A heffling is also your last life form. Or an annoying alarm clock

Wake up little HEFFLING its one am

Heffled

The art of skillfully transferring your ineptitude to an unsuspecting co-worker as you are leaving early for day.

Eddie got Heffled today during that inspection on HAZMAT.

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heffle

(1) A term used to describe a person who is being anything other than pleasant. Usually used with a negative connotation but (2)can, in some cases, be used in terms of endearment.

1. When your friend is driving like a road-raging maniac you could say: "Slow down, you heffle!"
2. When a person is dressed particularly well: "Wow, you are the most beautiful heffle that I have ever seen!"

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Heffle spray

When you use a funnel to fill the inside of your foreskin with bacon bits and a firecracker to explode and spray on your partners face during sexual intercouse

Jomcoch: Dude I'm in so much pain I just heffle sprayed the black guy in class
Dom:ha