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when you are walking around on the street in school in a store etc... and you see two members of the same sex totally groping each other
Drew:dude i went to the store to with my mom pick up a delicious chiken dinner and these to guys were totally locked in heiser
Steve:no way i cant beleive they did that in public
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when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
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to be viciously smashed into the cranium with a brick, cinder block or any rectangular stone objects due to failure to complete illegal drug transaction and/or to attempt and fail to rip off a drug dealer using Macdonald's coupons.
"Oh shit yo, did you here? Chandler got his ass Wang-Heiserred last night."
A person who acts happy but is dying on the inside
Watch this Heiser jump off the building
A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.
Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.
I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.
A woman with pu$$y beyond ones wildest dreams. An amazing.. sexy and gorgeous woman with eyes that pierce your soul. She’s a master of her craft. She will make you experience, erotic shock and sexual euphoria. She’ll make you feel like you’re mingling with the gods.
That was the best fuck ever. I’m not sure if I can even walk. This woman is Pussy Heiser.