hellbreath

Mephistophelean stench: charnel-house breeze, wolverine sphincter zephyr, mutant swamp gas all rolled into one, which very sadly comes from the mouth of one who does not practice optimum oral hygiene. Can remove paint, eyebrows and developing love affairs at twenty paces. Sleep, coffee, booze and kimchi-related variants are common.

A canary in a cage suspended from one's forehead is an accurate and reliable indicator for hellbreath. When the canary begins to retch and gag, brush your teeth, numbnut.

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Hamilton Porter Hellbreath

Breath which smells like the famous Hamilton Porter's breath. A very disgusting, pungent, and down right nasty smell.

Sloan: dude that dude had some Hamilton Porter Hellbreath,I almost threw up when I walked by him.

Todd: ya man he definitely needs to keep that mouth shut or I will drop that Mother F*%&er.