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Putting your head into someones anus. (usually homosexual)
Those guys are helmuting each other.
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Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.
everybody should have a friend like Helmut
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A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.
After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.
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A person who is a penis. It is traditionally used to describe somebody who is acting in a silly way.
"Why don't you go and fuck off out of my face you stupid Helmut".
"Fancy going out sarging tonight helmut?"
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Gettin some head, brain, blowjob, knowledge,etc. See blowjob.
this girl gave me good helmut last night, i nutted in her mouth.
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Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.
Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley?
Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.
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Also Helmut-Man, Helmut Man, Teh Helmut Man
The infamous (among many internet forums) picture of a man wearing a blue sparkly helmet and a black and white jumpsuit (from what you can tell). He is sitting in a car pulling a weird expression. He appears to be indian in origin.
He appears chopped into many photoshopped images.
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