hemmingway

(1) An alcoholic
(2) To become intoxicated, usually on box wine

When my girlfriend dumped me, I went Hemmingway for three days straigt

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hemmingway

The greatest writer of the 20th century.

You wish that you were half the man Hemmingway was.

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Hemmingway

How stupid assholes spell 'Hemingway', the American expatriate writer.

Hemmingway!! It's spelled HEMMINGWAY!!!

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Hemmingwaying It

Opting to drink copious quantities of absinthe, whiskey, or another alcoholic beverage commonly abused by Ernest Hemmingway alone, instead of going to a widely attended social gathering.

Fat Bill couldn't find a prom date, so he spent the night Hemmingwaying It in his basement. Needless to say, he had much more fun than any guy who actually went.

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Toby Hemmingway

Oh man, the hottest
blonde actor, with perfect teeth, and and a wonderful body. starring in movies such as "The Covenant" and "Love for Rent"

"Toby Hemmingway" is a sexy beast"

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Hemmingwaying

The act of putting the barrel of your favorite shotgun in your mouth, and pulling the trigger with your big toe, just like Ernest Hemmingway

"Have you ever thought about Suicide?"

"Yes."

"Really? How were you going to do it?"

"I was thinking about Hemmingwaying myself."