hi balls

drink from a bar ( or ) gonads on a giraffe

giraffe walked into bar in south gate says " whats up ?".. Old geezer looks up says, " I don't know but the hi balls are on you".. Hay bar keep setum up...

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Fanning His Balls

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.

Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.

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Pees on his balls

Penis is so small causes Urine to hit the balls

His dick is so small he pees on his balls

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bust his balls

To give one of the guys a hard time in a joking manner

"Dude, I heard jeff took his wife to the ballet last night, you should totally go bust his balls"

Guy: "Hey princess, did you wear your best frilly dress to the ballet last night?"

Jeff: "Shut up A hole. I only went so she would put out"

What's his balls?

A term for any male actor or public figure who's name one can not remember.

Oh yeah it's that spy movie with Vin Diesel and What's his balls?

pinch his balls

The act of antagonizing a man's sense of manliness, thereby belittling him and leaving him no choice but to defend his manhood.

"Khadijah pinched his balls by called him a momma's boy, at which point he became defensive and started arguing with her"

Reema: "It's really pathetic how you can't open this pickle jar"
Daniel Craig: "Man Reema, you really know how to pinch his balls!"

shrinks his balls

weakening of ones courage or confidence

Bert is 30 and just plays video games alone in his room everynight. It really shrinks his balls when it comes to talking to girls.

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