Himan

When you accidentally misspell Human/Hitman

Person 1: it’s hard to believe that everyone is a himan.
Person 2: I didn’t know everyone was a himan, I thought we were humans!
OR
Person 1: I’m gonna call a himan on you.
Person 2: did you mean human or hitman?
Person 1: what do you mean I meant hitman

himan

A creature with four eyes.

Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;

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himan

when you make a meme

you made a himan

himan

the hottest girls/guys you’ll ever have the chance of meeting. they’ll literally blow your brains out. they stay close together and won’t ever expose your secrets to anyone. they have a history of eating straws, plain, rawdogged with no sauce. if you ever meet one of these be sure to bring along a one of a kind homemade barney or teletubby figure and they’ll warm right up to you with no hesitation!!

joe: have you tried eating the himan today??

alex: giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggle giggle giggles

Himan

If you meet a man whose name is Himan, you're a lucky bitch. There are literally fewer than 100 Himans in the world. A Himan is a man of dreams, a gentleman. Keep him. Losing him will be your biggest regret in life

What is the name of your boyfriend?
His name is Himan?
What? You have a Himan? So lucky.