himmelman

1) A hillbilly with an incredible knack for aquiring useless shit.
2) A hillbilly with an incredible knack for wasting hard earned money on useless shit.
3) The reason the nicotine industry thrives.
4) The reason the alchohol industry thrives.
5) Being able to focus on one broken lawn tractor for an incredible amount of time.
6) Being able to evade the law, and death multiple times unscathed.
7) Being awesome :)
8) Sometimes found to be a toothless wonder.

Himmelman Quote; "Are you a hillbilly?" "i'm a himmelbilly, get it right."

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