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noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.
Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
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A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.
WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!
Guild Mate: How much, man?
WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!
WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
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A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.
Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.
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This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
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Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.
I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.
A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.
Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
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A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!
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