Hobilities

1. the ability to obtain material items through the illusion of being a hoe.

Mary used her hobilities to obtain clorox wipes and rockstars.

hobile

A cheap pay as you talk mobile phone used for arranging assignations with ladies of low moral virtue, thus removing the risk of one's partner finding strange numbers on the normal mobile bill.

I can't phone the slag on my normal phone - the missus will find out. Best use that £30 hobile I've stashed...

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hobility

hobility - hobility, or the genealogy that led to your current ho status, is the ability to track how far back ho actually goes by generation.

Girl, I half thge kids you see on this block come from my hobility... Look at them kids! Runnin this block! Taxin them oither kids!