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The Canadian term for a fuckboy. They play hockey and wear khakis with their hats on their foreheads. A boy who plays hockey but isn't a fuckboy is a hockey kid, not a hockey boy.
"I'm a hockey kid, but I'm not a hockey boy. I respect women."
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Wears khakis, sperrys, hockey jackets, and have greasy flow. They wear trench coats, baseball caps and red scarves. Usually considered popular at school, always seen with their squad. Never by themselves. Fuck boys who think theyre sick!!!!
oh he's one of those fuckboy hockey boy guys
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a hockey boy is either a 4'9" or 6'7" he's cool, and breaths oxygen. If he's not 4'9" or 6'7", then he's a fraud. Basically lives on the ice. His name would be Jackson, Jason, Justin, Joshua, Josh, Marco, Matthew, Max, Noah, Tyler, Donald, Daniel, Tristian, Christan, Cristian, Kyle, Adam, Carson, Greg, Owen, Diago, Harrison, Conner, Matteo, Griffen, Colen, and Anthony.
girl 1: Wow, he's cool.
girl 2: Yeah, he's a hockey boy.
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hot guys that wear khakis and hockey sweatshirts they can win every girl over with the hockey hair. they are followed to games by girls who sit in the bleachers and pretend to understand the game just like to get noticed by them. the abs are gorgeous and there flirting is dangerous
me: hey i’m talking to someone
person: who?
me: some hockey boy
person: be careful
me: why?
person: hockey boys are m super hot and the hair is dangerous.
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Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.
Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.
Friend: me too but they don’t exist.
—3 days later—
Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses
Friend: give it time
—3 weeks later—
Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO
Friend: hate to say I told you so
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Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet
Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"
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