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Pronounced hodge-ing:
Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.
The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.
Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.
Hurdler #1: Look over there, the hurdleing coach is hodgeing off again.
Hurdler #2: Yeah, that lazy ass good for nothing. what do we pay him for anyway?
Hurdler #1: Dunno... beats the hell outa me
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When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.
Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.
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(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.
see also, dickslap
that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
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v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy
1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.
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Doing the complete opposite of what your told
You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges
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Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA
Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy
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