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To travel on a bicycle, often in a hastily manner, usually to a destination such as the pub.
Person 1: Man you up for a hoft to the pub after work tonight!?
Person 2: Aye man, sounds good.
Someone who's both hot and soft. Hoft.
Look at Roger Taylor in that interview! He is hoft!
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(noun): to have a half hard, half soft penis that is usually present upon sexual arousal.
"Dude! When I see your mom in her short shorts, I get soooo hoft!"
"That bitches tits make my cock hoft!"
"When your mom bends over to scrub the floor and I catch a glimpse of her ass, it makes my dick hoft!"
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Hofte Syndrome
When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control
Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome
Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa
A combination of the words hard and soft. This refers to getting turned on very quickly by something that should not normally turn you on to the point of orgasm without erection.
I saw a bird poop on someone and got hoft.
Whenever I see fantasy football commercials on TV I get so hoft.