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A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.
Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)
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Person 1 "That pig just went HOINK instead of Oink"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
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A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
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A saying for nerds, losers and faggots that only talk about homework, or in other people's homes trying to steal and crash PS3's
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The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron
Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron