holadayitis

when someone stands inside of or walks slowly through a doorway while a large number of people are stuck behind them

Guy: "Can you please hurry up? There are atleast 20 people behind you waiting to get inside."
Girl: "I'm sorry, I have Holadayitis and wasn't aware of the line."

Dude these old people must have Holadayitis 'cause they ain't movin'.