Holy Bible

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

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Holy Bible

The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.

Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true

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Holy Bible

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

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The Holy Bible

it is simply Shrek 3

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3

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The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.

"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"

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holy bible

A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

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the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.

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