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homewench

Noun, a synonym for wife, girlfriend, partner etc.

Often used in a derogatory manner to reaffirm the alpha-male's dominance in the household/relationship;

"Ooooh, homewench, i'm hoooome, NOW MAKE ME A GODDAM SANDWICH!"

Also can be used as a verb. To homewench is to alter to make more effeminate;

When a girl moves into your house and starts putting paintings of babies you don't know and little decorative pillows all over the place, your once awesome batchelor pad has been homewenched, and ruined until you send her packing.

by rockgod78 September 13, 2010