Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

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Homorect

Two people of the same sex are straight, but they make up relationships just for fun. But they act too freaky upon each other.

They would start having sex with each other, saying "I love you", frequent kissing on the lips, etc.

Person 1: I think that guy over there is a homorect
Person 2: Yeah, I've heard they had sex before, but both were actually straight.